Here is the text version below for all the little brains..
We are a group of secret celebrities that have united together in the kidnapping of this cartoon kitty.A little tired with all the ridiculous attention that cats are getting in the media these days we have decided that enuff is enuff.if you want this cartoon kitty to remain unharmed then we want public support.we want one million facebook fans before deadline new years eve 2011.
Its not fair that just the public helps kitty so we have demands below for certain celebrities to follow by deadline or kitty goes boom boom.you can let these celebrities know they have their part to play by going to their facebook or twitter accounts and telling them to help save kitty..These are our demands..
1.Jonny depp must wear a tshirt with SMORGASBORD written on it.
2.Keith Lemon must present celebrity juice dressed as a teenage ninja turtle.
3.Jimmy Fallon must introduce himself on air as Jimmy Fallon chortle master 2011.
4.Fearne Cotton must adopt the catchphrase "that quacks me up" on her radio show.
5. Justin Bieber must use the words "milky and silky" during an interview.
6.Ellen DeGeneres must dance in her show wearing cat ears.
7.Noel Edmonds must wear a bow tie that spins around on Deal or no Deal.
8.Charlie Sheen must start endorsing kitty blood to the public,,tiger blood is so last year.
these are our demands at present,please make the world ware of these or Kitty is a goner..We may add to the list as we see fit..If you support our cause and have any demands we may use let us know..
time is ticking...the katnappers!!
So there you go folks,Please listen to this and try to help me out the best you guys can, Im too cute to die,,am i right?
Thanking you in advance,your feline friend
